Monday, December 7, 2009

Mario Kart is Saving My Sex Life

There are quite a few things about sex after becoming a wife and mother that continue to surprise me. But there is one new development as of late that, I must admit, has really blown my mind.

Mario Kart is saving my sex life.

For real, y'all. I never, in a million years thought that a video game would have any impact on the frequency of my lovemaking, but sure enough, this fun little racing game has become quite the "power up" in the bedroom.

It's not because Mario and Luigi are super sexy, or that Wario's Goldmine is the perfect romantic backdrop for sexy time. It's because there is nothing like some good ole competition to get the blood flowing, and throw in a little wager with the winner receiving their prize in the form of something being licked, kissed or penetrated and you have a pretty kickin' evening. Yee-haw. It's fun, and it brings gaming to a WHOLE new level, let me tell ya. I have never been a big video game person before. Now I play EVERY DAY.

Now, it doesn't have to be Mario Kart people. If there is another video game that tickles your fancy, use it! Or a card game, hell, Candy Land will work in a pinch. The point is, you might be surprised, when you think outside the XBox (ba-dum-ching), what could result in some really awesome (and super fun) sex.

What have you found to be a fun (and unconventional) way to shake things up? I'm not talking sex toys, or pornography or dressing up like a dirty schoolgirl. I'm talking something that you NEVER would have thought would have impacted you in the bedroom. Sometimes you find inspiration where you least expect it - so where have you found it?

17 comments:

Jenni said...

when my husband does the dishes without being asked. hands down sexiest thing ever.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Jenni - I totally agree that my husband doing ANYTHING around the house without having to be asked is really sexy!

adrienzgirl said...

The hubs and I also find that the competition thing works. It used to be Tiger Woods Golf, but I seriously have to rethink THAT!

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

adrienzgirl - HA! That is freaking hilarious.

Nicole Nicholson said...

Competition always works for us!
But I'm a sore loser lol
After a couple of beers or glasses of wine it always seems to turn into strip mario kart.. for some reason...

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Yup, Strip Mario Kart is popular around here too. SO fun!

HeatherLynn said...

I found it tackling a "project" together...like painting the living room, or raking those leaves you've been putting off...see what happens is, you get half way through, and you're likely miserable...because most people don't ENJOY raking leaves, or shoveling the snow, or painting the living rooms....so about 1/2 way through, you want a distraction, you want to "reward" yourself with something fun....you look over at your significant other...with that paint smear on their face...or that stick stuck in their hair and out of nowhere, you just want to play with them...their hair, you want to smooth their clothes or something of the like....

it's true you know, those who "play" together...they do "stay" together. :)

~hl~

Shelly said...

We used to play games for "favors". Making wagers is always fun. After a while I decided while he "bet" a BJ, I would bet the dishes...or the laundry. He didn't think that was so fun. Maybe because he LOST?

Manic Mommy Meg said...

Competition is very sexy but for us it's just picking on each other. We always end up wrestling or having a pillow fight. Last night for instance he took my pillows and through them across the room when we laid down on the bed to go to sleep and so I tried to do the same thing - but of course it turned into wrestling over the pillow before you know it, BAMN! It's just about letting your hair done and having fun!

VandyJ said...

For us, it's have both kids asleep at the same time, one is six-he's not so hard to distract-the other is ten months and a lot harder to preoccupy. So having both quiet and asleep means go for it time for mom and dad.

Big Mama Cass said...

OMG, I am going to go put that in the Wii right now!

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