You Know You're a Sexy Mom When...
-You take the batteries out of your vibrator and put them in the baby monitor when it dies in the middle of the night.
-You use your daughter's cowgirl costume from last year for sexy time with your husband/boyfriend/partner
-You know what a "play through" is
-Your son brought your furry handcuffs to school for show and tell and now you are banned from classroom volunteering
-An old lady at the grocery store found a post-it note stuck to your ass that said "BUY BETTER LUBE"
-Lock jaw. Nuff said.
-You find yourself humming "hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!" when your husband/boyfriend/partner whips out his "weiner."
-You'd do anything to NOT be so tired at the end of the day so you could have MORE SEX!
So if you answered yes to even one of these questions, most likely you are a "sexy mom" a.k.a. a mom who is not letting her sex life die a slow, painful death but who is trying her damndest to be an awesome mom AND a wife and lover to your husband, even though it's REALLY HARD. Even when it means forcing yourself to get in the mood after a long day of changing diapers and whining children. Even when it means that sometimes, you take one for the team and give him a blow job, even though you don't feel like it cause it's been weeks. Even when you have to rely on a quickie while the baby naps.
To all you sexy moms, I salute you!
And now, I want to hear from all the sexy moms. Leave me a comment with what makes you a sexy mom and I will start a list of "Sexy Moms" in my sidebar. Think of it as our own little sexy, somewhat dysfunctional at times, club.
I'll even get us tee-shirts ;)
May you all have a fabulous and sexy weekend!