Friday, October 16, 2009

You Know You're a Sexy Mom When...

You Know You're a Sexy Mom When...

-You take the batteries out of your vibrator and put them in the baby monitor when it dies in the middle of the night.

-You use your daughter's cowgirl costume from last year for sexy time with your husband/boyfriend/partner

-You know what a "play through" is

-Your son brought your furry handcuffs to school for show and tell and now you are banned from classroom volunteering

-An old lady at the grocery store found a post-it note stuck to your ass that said "BUY BETTER LUBE"

-Lock jaw. Nuff said.

-You find yourself humming "hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!" when your husband/boyfriend/partner whips out his "weiner."

-You'd do anything to NOT be so tired at the end of the day so you could have MORE SEX!

So if you answered yes to even one of these questions, most likely you are a "sexy mom" a.k.a. a mom who is not letting her sex life die a slow, painful death but who is trying her damndest to be an awesome mom AND a wife and lover to your husband, even though it's REALLY HARD. Even when it means forcing yourself to get in the mood after a long day of changing diapers and whining children. Even when it means that sometimes, you take one for the team and give him a blow job, even though you don't feel like it cause it's been weeks. Even when you have to rely on a quickie while the baby naps.

To all you sexy moms, I salute you!

And now, I want to hear from all the sexy moms. Leave me a comment with what makes you a sexy mom and I will start a list of "Sexy Moms" in my sidebar. Think of it as our own little sexy, somewhat dysfunctional at times, club.

I'll even get us tee-shirts ;)

May you all have a fabulous and sexy weekend!

24 comments:

Joanie M said...

You know you're a sexy Mom when you can turn him on just by wearing old sweats and no make up.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Good one Joanie!

Anonymous said...

-You find yourself humming "hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!" when your husband/boyfriend/partner whips out his "weiner."

Now that is funny. lol..

P.H.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Have I done that before honey? lol

ifyoucant said...

When your 3 year old son accidentally finds your vibrator and says "look mom - a rocket ship!" and then figures out how to TURN IT ON in the 3.3 seconds it takes for you to be shocked and says "BLAST OFF!"

Mary@Everyday Baby Steps said...

That is hysterical, ifyoucant!

You know you're a sexy mom when you decide NOT to get rid of the sexy lingerie even though it rarey sees the light of day!

LOVE this blog. Best of luck on the book.

LisaUnfiltered said...

You know you're a sexy mom vixen when you are more pissed than your husband when your period comes because it means 7 whole days sex-free.

Anonymous said...

You know you're a sexy mom when your 4 year old goes running off with your anal beads.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

hahaha, these are all hilarious! Keep em comin' ladies!

for a different kind of girl said...

My youngest regularly reminds me to buy batteries for his Leapster, but when I do, I tend to hide the batteries so I have them for my own toys! Poor kid may never get to play his games!

CK Lunchbox said...

Well, I certainly got an education today.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Keep comin' back Ron, it has only begun...

Karissa said...

You know your a sexy mom when you can't watch your four year old play with his life size dinosaur without thinking of all the times your husband has had you bent over it backwards :)

I'm so excited to follow this blog and watch the book thru the steps of development!!

XOXO

Shelly said...

I'm trying to find out what "playing through" means but I'm at work and that link is DENIED!. Not suprised, lol. I'll have to check and see if I know what it is when I get home. Congrats on the new site. I'm Following for sure!

Sara LeeAnn said...

So great. "Lock jaw." Good lord, I think you achieved the impossible, Petra - I just blushed. ;-)

Anonymous said...

ahahahah I am a dude, but i must find true humour and agree with everything i have just read. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I am a friend of Sara LeeAnn's and she just turned me on (haha...pun intended) to your fabulous site.

I have a reverse of your first "you might be...if..": you might be a sexy mom if you've taken batteries out of your kid's toys to put in your vibrator. Guity.

Thanks for the laugh. :)
Andria

Big Mama Cass said...

You know you are a sexy mom when your son comes running our of your room with your very naughty panties and hands it to you, IN FRONT of your neighbor who is sitting on your couch. Good times. lol

Shay said...

I have so had my daughter grab one of my vibrators and not only turn it on but proceed to chase the dog around the house during a family birthday party. When I finally wrangled the "vroom" out of the babys hands and hid it, my MIL asked what it was. I had to lie and tell her it was a new fangled back massager lol!

LoJo said...

You know you're a sexy mom when you remind your husband that he's been waiting since 1986 for you to "peak" sexually and that now you NEED it...and he says, well if you want sex, you have to be nice to me... When did he become the woman? Where'd my sexy husband/dad go?

HeatherLynn said...

Makes a mental note: WHEN/IF you have kids Heather....buy furry handcuffs and send pack them in your kid's backpack when you want to get out of classroom volunteer work! That's a nifty bit of information to have right there!

~hl~
{www.hoscorners.blogspot.com}

Anonymous said...

:o

Viagra Online said...

the vibrator is a girls best friend! I love it! The truth, girls need fun!

Nikki Benz said...

A part of family first, property rights provide the foundation on which many other rights and privileges are exercised. The progressive erosion of the rights of property owners through legislation on family first, heritage listing, water restrictions, native vegetation, rising sea levels, zoning and court decisions is significantly diminishing the opportunities for self reliance of family first.

Post a Comment